The Imaginary Museum

This is my own idiosyncratic map of the place where I live. It's a grotesque distortion of the three-dimensional Auckland of the mapbook...

0 - 8.00 am START Throw the dice. Move ahead that many spaces. Read the square. 1 - 8.30 am ALBANY VILLAGE Start up your car. Keep driving...

24 - Stop 8.00 PM Throw the dice. Move backwards that number of squares. 23 - Coromandel 7.30 PM Start the car. Keep driving till you ge...

The instructions are very simple: You can play alone or in a group. You'll need two dice. Highest score goes first. If the winning score...

0. 8.00 Am Start 1. 8.30 AM Albany Village 2. 9.00 AM Massey Campus 3. 6.00 PM Upper Harbour Highway 4. 10.00 AM Ferry Ride 5. 9.30 AM Mai...

24. 8.00 PM Stop 23. 7.30 PM Coromandel 22. 7.00 PM Western Springs 21. 6.30 PM Eden Crescent 20. 6.00 PM Upper Harbour Highway 19. 5.30 PM...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Blinds (at Massey Albany) blocking the wind’s wolf-howl as students scribble Judith Fredricsen walks past tow...

[photograph: Simon Creasey (2005)] Coromandel Es ist Zeit, daß es Zeit wird – Paul Celan, “Corona” bird stalks by 5-fingered sky Sunday in t...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Unsuccessful Applicant for Neighbourhood Watch I like to see what people do in private in secret in the dark

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Newmarket Everybody’s got to have plans my magnum opus For a hard-earned thirst face caked with clay fixed-ra...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Every girl’s a babe in Jackworld Annora’s mother pilloried on 12 o’clock TV not answering the door We’ve had ...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] The Kid Stays in the Picture Don’t want to just be intellectual The way I feel is sexual – MORE FM Twisting m...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] This DVD contains everything there is to know about Stargate … & more! Everything there is to know &...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Cycle Couriers in Freyberg Place a mirror hit him from behind up the back orifice where was that he rings me ...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] First Night Incorrigibly punctual talk to me forgive me in the park I suddenly thought shit you’re on tonight...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Such Manners “Such manners …” with the emphasis of early afternoon Medusa waiting for your friend to come (s...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] A Sunday Walk Heteroglossia is as close a conceptualization as is possible of that locus where centripetal an...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Birkenhead Out of this universal feast of death, out of this extremity of fever, kindling the rain-washed eve...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] Refrigerium the damned have holidays – excursions … to this country – C. S. Lewis, The Great Divorce Acc. to ...

[photograph: Jack Ross (2006)] DEATH & BEYOND ALL WELCOME – Forrest Hill Presbyterian New & Pre-Loved Patroklos O my rider does that...